It started out as a typical day until Freshmen Emma Wool was told a health education speaker was visiting campus…
Last week, Tommy Murphy tried to turn in his calculus problem set until he realized the paper had huge bite marks.
After an 8-month long investigation dubbed “where are the dam chargers,” the Beaver tech team was able to track down the mastermind behind the mass disappearance of campus charges.
On January, 23rd, the Beaver Wifi crashed. Completely. The events that followed could only be described by faculty and students…
We can’t be friends anymore.
On Friday, the Dunkin Donuts stock increased a shocking 54% after a re-branding initiative by their marketing team.
In response to many of the questions regarding the large pen outside of the athletic center, the Beaver Building and Grounds Center released a statement, “Beaver has decided to open a zoo in the 2021 school year.”
Get excited for… COLD BREAKFAST!
I tried my best to divert my path, but I had no other choice. I was stuck.
Here are 5 costumes to say, “I signed for this, and completely forgot about it!”