Zoom Satire Series #3: The Eerie Similarities Between COVID-19 and Canvas

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Image source: https://www.reddit.com/r/UTAustin/comments/fikhzq/coincidence/

When Canvas was first introduced to Beaver students last year, it was a challenging transition. Students yearned for the remnants of Google Classroom, and its simple design. Modules? I have to click all that.

Now, a year later, a breakthrough study has been published: Canvas is derived from the same viral strain as Covid-19! As shown by the image adorning the top of this page, both “viruses” inhabit a circular shape with protruding red dots.

Prominent scientists have pegged this new strain of the Coronavirus as Covid-Canvas! Symptoms of this new virus include unnecessary homework assignments and parent grade email send outs!

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