Dear Satire Readers,
Welcome to article #1 of The Beaver Dam‘s Zoom satire article series! This series aims to take a humorous approach to online schooling. Read the article below.
Hey! Now with prom probably cancelled, I can finally introduce you all to my surprise prom date. I was telling you all about him before school ended! Isn’t he SO cute???? He looks so much like Ryan Gosling, right?
Too bad prom is not actually going to happen. Now, all I have to show you is a photo! Sad! We were TOTALLY going to prom together though.