Op-ED: It’s “Pecan” not “PuhKahn” you Idiot!

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Oh my gosh. How could you ever call a “pecan” a “PuhKahn” you pretentious idiot? And you say ‘Crain’ instead of Crayon? What even? You put the milk before the cereal? No! That is too far. THE GRANOLA BEFORE THE YOGURT?

We can’t be friends anymore.

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