Due to Complaints, “Senior Foyer” Renamed “Freshmen Foyer”

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Congrats Freshmen! For the first time in nearly 100-years, Freshmen have been allowed to sit in the “Senior Foyer.” It has also been renamed to the “Freshmen foyer” as a result.

This is one of the many interior design changes occurring in the 2020 school-year. The Beaver “Interior Design Coalition” – an appointed group of parents and teachers – observed the growing complaints about the foyer from seniors and decided to make an important change.

“We heard seniors explaining how the foyer is un-comfortable, not well located, and a hard place to discuss due to the number of people walking by,” The Interior Design Coalition explained in their press release. “We decided to shift the people who can sit there to the Freshmen. We are still looking for a new place for seniors to sit.”

This is one of the many interior design changes occurring in the 2020 school-year. First, the green chairs were died blue. Then, the cafeteria walls were died blue.

“We have many more exciting and surprising changes that will occur this year,” The Coalition continued. “We may or may not be renaming the VPAC (Visual Performing Arts Center) to the CPAR (Coding Programming Augmented Reality) center.”

The reactions from the senior class have been mixed.

“The senior foyer… is slightly uncomfortable,” Senior Talia Rutgers explained. “But, it’s super weird seeing all these Freshmen sit there.”

“Listen, the ‘green chairs’ change was already enough! We want our foyer back! I don’t care if it is not well located!!” A group of Seniors hovering over the chairs exclaimed.

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