Last Friday, in an act of pure terror and fear, three cross country runners were almost bulldozed by a car trying to utilize the school exit as an entrance. Fortunately, the freshmen avoided the collision in a mere instant.
The driver of the car is senior and lifer John Richmond.
“I really thought that was the school entrance,” Richmond exclaims. “On my first day of 6th grade, my Uber driver whizzed through the exit; I have thought that was the entrance ever since.”
In order to take precaution, avoid any Ubers or cars without a Beaver sticker, since they may be susceptible to a similar and fatal mistake.