Hi reader! Thank you for coming to my rescue. I have nothing planned for my senior internship. So, do your parents do anything cool? They do? Ok, let me know if they need some extra help.
I am totally capable of doing anything. Like I will literally do anything. My resume may say I have no job experience, but, I am actually the most qualified person ever.
I know, I know, I could just work at Beaver. Listen, that’s great, but like, I want to work in the outside world. I have been at Beaver for 3,000 years. C’mon, just this once, help me out.
I will literally do anything at this point. If it comes down do it, I would do your families dry cleaning, or pick up dog poop, or take out the trash. I’m desperate.
Just let me know.