Public Service Announcement: The Canada Goose Population is Overpopulating School Grounds


Winter is here and after a whole season of hibernation, the gooses now awaken from their caves: wearing oversized black coats and proudly displaying the famous red badge.

It is official: Canda Goose season is here.

Ana Goosemen from the Collation for Outside Animal Trekking (COAT) says the Canada Goose overpopulation issue is limiting the survival of other species in the animal kingdom.

“The Lactose alligator is going extinct, so is the Vineyard Vines whale, and Abercrombie and Fetch moose,” Goosemen argues.

In order to protect the habitability of school grounds please report any goose sightings to the Beaver Dam immediately.

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