Breaking News: Shake Shack is Added to Beaver Campus

macad_131021_dsc6024.jpg

Students rejoice as CEO of Shake Shack, Randi Garutti announces that he will be donating the Shake Shack in Chestnut Hill to Beaver Country Day School.

“We have Beaver Students to thank,” says Garutti. “The entire Shake Shack company would probably be bankrupt without the students. They provide 84% of our total sales annually. I love Beaver. I’m going to resign as CEO and try to go back to high school at Beaver. Beaver is my life. I even got a tattoo of Beaver. Look. See. It’s on my arm. Pretty cool, right? Thanks. Yeah, it hurt but it’s worth it. Love you, Beaver!”

All students know that Shake Shack is Beaver territory and there is no time of day that anyone can go and not see other Beaver students. Beaver is ready to defend the American fast food chain from other schools that try to take it over.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s