Find out Where your Tuition Money is Really Going


Ever wondered where your tuition money really goes? The Beaver Dam launched a 12-week investigation and found the results.

Nearly 60% of tuition is put towards paying off the debt from the Celtics lucky’s performance last year.

The remaining 40% is spent working the wifi and buying cool new futurist furniture in the R + D.

There you have it. The cold hard facts.

Please note: this is a satire magazine, and these are not the real numbers.

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