Pierre, a gecko who currently resides in a cage in Mr. Micari’s classroom, is set to teach biology foundations and thermal reptile living in the 2020 school year.
“The science department felt it was just not fair to let a wealth of knowledge go unused,” Mr. Micari explained. “Pierre just sits and listens to the biology classes. It is about time he can follow his dream and teach.”
According to Beaver Satire sources, Pierre has a Ph.D. in mammal evolution, bug eating, and philosophy of Darwinism.
Beaver is eager to introduce him to faculty quickly before he is tenured at a top university.
“Pierre is going to be the best addition to our new faculty,” Mr. Micari continued. “We really just can’t go on without him teaching.”